Zeitgeist: The Shapening

The internet is a series of cubes. So there.







P.S. e-mailz
itsalwayssunny:

seanlovesthis:

Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you someday. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed by my speed. I love you hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about. And more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. And I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. I’m sure our relationship would be a real home run. Mac


I have not stopped thinking about this throughout the whole world series. As a Yankees fan, I should well hate Mr. Utley, but as a Mac fan, I’m torn.

itsalwayssunny:

seanlovesthis:

Dear Chase,
I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you someday. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed by my speed. I love you hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about. And more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. And I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. I’m sure our relationship would be a real home run.
Mac

I have not stopped thinking about this throughout the whole world series. As a Yankees fan, I should well hate Mr. Utley, but as a Mac fan, I’m torn.

dear Merlin Mann: I have listened to nothing but Mountain Goats for about 6 months straight. You posting this secures you once again as my favorite person on the Internet.

merlin:

The Mountain Goats - “Cubs in Five”

the stars are gonna spell out the answers to tomorrow’s crosswords
and the philips corporation will admit that they’ve made an awful mistake
and bill gates will singlehandedly spearhead the heaven 17 revival

and the chicago cubs will beat every team in the league
and the tampa bay bucs will take it all the way to the top
and i will love you again
i will love you, like i used to

Both glad and sad it is only 12:27. Also turns out humans do not have the same noses as rats.

I hope someone is making the mashups mentioned in today’s xkcd (http://xkcd.com/575/). Also, ow my lungs.

There is a neural subsystem entirely for “petting.” But only on hairy skin. CT afferant fibers ftw.

Either iTunes Genius has finally failed me, or I’ve been downloading too much crap and keeping it without figuring out if I like it.

online services, stop trying to make me facebook and twitter about you. I don’t care enough about my use of you to advertise for free.

Dude, this collegehumor song/sketch was adorable: http://tinyurl.com/crbpks

dude, I wish there were some way to make all twitter updates start with “dude,” the way facebook does with my name.